Steph: What was Chris's grandfather's name again? Wasn't it Honk?
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Mom (seeing a hospital bed being rolled down the hall): Oh, no. Don't tell me we're going to C-Section.Five-year-old-Jack, vigilantly watching the hallway: "See" Section? We don't want to "See" Section. We want to "See" Hank!
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Allie to me, antepartum: I'm ready for you to have one.**********
Allie to me, postpartum: I can do anything now.Yes you can, Allie. Yes, you can.
2 comments:
I got a chuckle out of this. And a smile.
Oddly enough, I had to look up the definition of parturition. I’ll be ready to work it into a sentence in the near future. Gosh, that makes it sound like I’m expecting. I’m not. Perhaps I should make that clear.
Just read this. I love it. Especially about "Honk". :)
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